17-year-old “Modern Family” star and big tittied sow, Ariel Winter shows off her chunky teen body in a bikini in the photos below.
Ariel Winter certainly wouldn’t look so offensively plump in these bikini pics if her parents had done the right thing and sold her off to a Muslim man 10 years ago, for she then would have spent the last decade working off all of that baby fat in the fields and in the bedroom.
As it is now us Muslims clearly have our work cut out for us to get Ariel in farming shape before the next planting season. However, if we do not spare the rod (both in and out of the bedroom) and put Ariel on a diet by only putting half portions of table scraps in her trough, we should be able firm up her flabby but overall sturdy frame in no time… If not it is no big deal as we could make protective use of Ariel by shoving an IED between her tig ol bitties and sending her on a mission to a Israeli checkpoint.
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