Scarlett Johansson lets her bulbous titties hang out in the topless photo above.
Clearly Scarlett hopes that by showing her righteously large bare mammaries she will convince us virile Muslims to snake her boob valley. Unfortunately for Scarlett before us Muslims will plant our meat IEDs in her tit ditch and detonate our baby batter all over her face she must convert to Islam.
Islam is a very inclusive and peaceful religion so converting is quite easy. Scarlett Johansson simply must recite the holy “Shahada” with sincere belief. Then all that is left to do is to skin a Jew and place its pelt on the alter of the Mosque and she is in. Other busty Western women should consider this simple conversion as well.
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